Two, Two, Two Has-Beens in One!
Like, ohmygod, I am so stoked!
Celebrity Fit Club starts tonight (VH1, 9pm)…with two bona-fide mega-stars of the 80s! Now, an event like this is very unusual for Corey Watch, because normally, there’s just a little tidbit here or there about a has-been 80s star, or maybe a picture of them slinking barefoot into the 7-11 for some Cheetos, or slinking out of some cheap brothel. This time, we get to watch them for weeks!
The stars in question? Kelly LeBrock of one of the best 80s films EVER, Weird Science, and Tempest Bledsoe of The Cosby Show fame.
Tempest…that’s good, but whatever. I mean, she’s not even fat, why is she on this show? But Kelly…Kelly…I’m not ashamed to admit that when I saw that Kelly LeBrock was going to be on CFC, I jumped off the couch and shrieked in glee.
I hope people don’t make a bunch of mean fat jokes about her. I think she’s brave to do this, considering what a sex symbol she was.
What a fine, fine day for Corey Watch!