Valley-ize Your Website!
Like fer sure you want to totally spice up your website, right? Okay, now you can; awesome!
Just use the Valley URL, which can turn the grodiest website into something gnarly!
Like, here’s an example. Here’s a totally lame review of the grody King Kong movie after the Valley URL treatment:
Let me like, you know, begin by saying King Kong the beast, as realized by Peter Jackson and his special effects crew is totally one of the most loveable beasts this side of E.T.
Peter, like we know you excel at effects and monsters and films on a grand scale, like we all saw Lord of the Rings. I thought you were totally the perfect choice to direct this film, and not just because of your personal life long love of all things Kong. But you lost me. Like, duh! You lost me so many times in this film that I totally had time to think of all the ways it didn’t work. The original 1933 Kong was like, you know, 100 minutes. Like, gag me with a spoon!
Awesome, right? Quit being like soooo lame and go try it!
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OK, the scary thing is that when I ran my blog through it, it sounds exactly like how we used to talk back then…whoa.
Like, totally, Jon!