Corey Haim Deals With Terrible Affliction
Poor Corey Haim. In light of his terrible affliction, I really shouldn’t make fun of him. But I will anyway.
What affliction? It appears Corey suffers from Clozetrapius Impedium, the inability to close his mouth. Watch any movie and you’ll see it: in-between his lines, his mouth just hangs open. If he weren’t kind of cute, you might think he was special. You might think that, anyway.
Seems like he could close his mouth for one quick picture. But no, Corey lacks the ability. Let’s take a pictorial journey through the Corey years…
As a wee lad…
Despite expensive coaching, still cannot keep it closed during filming…
Good try, Haimster, but not quite…
Now officially a teen heartthrob, and apparently, teen drooler…
Despite numerous accidental swallowings of mascara and lip liner, cannot shut it even while having make-up applied…
Going for sexy, but comes off as well, special…
Continuing the tradition today. I would give Corey the benefit of the doubt and attribute that one to a smile, if he hadn’t lost all his teeth to heroin…
Poor Corey and his terrible affliction. Perhaps we should organize a benefit concert? Or maybe mail him some Super-Glue?
Comments Off