Yay! More trivia! You’ll notice I copied the cool colored format from Ingrid (although mine doesn’t look nearly as good), because it’s much easier to copy the ideas of a genius than to think of your own.
Okay, show your 80s skillz:
For clue #1, go here.
Since no one’s guessed correctly yet, here goes clue #2 along with a less distorted version of the same image.
If you’ve got pictures of yourself from the 80s and want them featured on our blog, send them our way! Uh, and try to be clothed in them, please.
Email The 80s Club.
The Haimster makes it through another year. Which, considering he probably should’ve died at least 27 times during his drug years, is quite an accomplishment.
This birthday, he celebrates almost two years of being clean and sober. Birthday whishes include: (from the mouth of Corey himself)to make a comeback, make at least 50 more movies, and one day, get an Oscar.
Hey, stranger things have happened in this world. You go, Haimster!
Here at the 80s Club, Rhys and I are totally all about fun. So for all of you 80s buffs who pride yourselves in knowing everything, allow me to introduce the 80s Distortion Game. Below is a picture of an 80s star distorted using my superior Photoshop skills. If you can guess who it is from the image, you win … uh … you win … the ability to brag about this. If no one guesses correctly, I’ll post another picture in a few days to help aid you along.
Clue #1: It’s a woman
Never will they make movies again like they did in the 80s. Sigh…John Hughes. Okay, let’s stroll down memory lane with these quotes from gnarly 80s movies. Go ahead and try to name the movie each quote is from!
Okay, the first person to answer all correctly in the Comments section will get…like, respect. We’d love to give you a prize but we don’t have any money left (Corey Haim totally sold us a bunch of sweet 80s blow.)
Here are some easy ones to ease you back into that glorious decade. Have fun! Maybe you’ll totally win the game!
1. All balls itch. …read more
Like fer sure you want to totally spice up your website, right? Okay, now you can; awesome!
Just use the Valley URL, which can turn the grodiest website into something gnarly!
Like, here’s an example. Here’s a totally lame review of the grody King Kong movie after the Valley URL treatment:
Let me like, you know, begin by saying King Kong the beast, as realized by Peter Jackson and his special effects crew is totally one of the most loveable beasts this side of E.T.
Peter, like we know you excel at effects and monsters and films on a grand scale, like we …read more
I love this movie. It’s actually the first DVD I ever bought. I remember the first time I heard about it: my best friend had just gotten home and rushed over to tell me I had to go see this movie. I was 7 at the time, and she was 8, and I said, “It looks stupid.” And then she told me about how brilliant and hilarious it was. I wasn’t convinced, but I had my parents take me anyway.
My friend was right. In my opinion, it’s the best Mel Brooks spoof ever, and remains one of my …read more
Poor Corey Haim. In light of his terrible affliction, I really shouldn’t make fun of him. But I will anyway.
What affliction? It appears Corey suffers from Clozetrapius Impedium, the inability to close his mouth. Watch any movie and you’ll see it: in-between his lines, his mouth just hangs open. If he weren’t kind of cute, you might think he was special. You might think that, anyway.
Seems like he could close his mouth for one quick picture. But no, Corey lacks the ability. Let’s take a pictorial journey through the Corey years…
As a wee lad…
Despite expensive coaching, still cannot keep it …read more
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